You know what they say about little boys - above all else they love their penises. Well, that is true enough in the Smith household.
The other day, as we were sitting on the sofa, Jack in the middle, Chris to his left, me to his right, he turned to me and said, "Hey, Mommy, sometimes, when I'm sitting here, my penis, it just gets bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger. When I'm a big big boy it's gonna be HUGE! It won't even fit in my undies." Me: Um, ah, ok... Daddy can tell you all about that...
Another great Jackism... "Mommy, sometimes when the teachers have to wipe my penis with wipes it gets longer and longer." Me: Um, ah, ok... Daddy can tell you all about that...
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